Name: Charles Winston Kanine III
Hobbies: breathing, accidentally breaking things, and smooching with Sonya
Bio: Upon his father's death, Charles inherited his business and made millions of dollars by stepping back and having others do the hard stuff, like thinking. It is very fortunate he's so rich, because there's no way in heck he could support himself. He loves his wife and is blissfully happy. He is one of Jack's best friends and knows about his nightly activities.